Happy Birthday Mr. President #3 The Fancy Edition at 54 Below Oct 17th
hello.
Did you miss seeing my show about the presidents over the summer? Why? Did you have “plans” with your “boyfriend” on “Fire Island” (He’s gay by the way, you’re boyfriend. I mean I’m sure you’ve figured that out by now since he took you to Fire Island and the only straights allowed on Fire Island are hags like me and maybe Bradley Cooper) ((oh your boyfriend is Bradley Cooper? well done, good for you. I guess your plans were real))
ANYWAY FRET NOT (especially since your boyfriend is apparently Bradley Cooper) because I am doing this show at 54 Below like the fancy ass bitch I am. October 17th at 9:30 be prepared to laugh until you pee and cry until you pee and maybe don’t drink so many liquids because it seems like you may have a hard time controlling your bladder.
Can’t wait to see you and Bradley Cooper at the show. I’m going to try and convince him to run for President!
just wanting to look at you again,
ellie