I have a website. And an instagram.

For anyone who knows me, they know that I am profoundly afraid of technology and the internet. This shit is ruining our brains and sucking our souls and don't you think Wall-E was probably spot on about where we're headed as a society? I do. We'll just be blobs rolling around in the futuristic equivalent of motorized rascals and letting our minds slowly disintegrate into tiny useless pieces.

I should note that I would categorize myself as an optimistic person. Except about this. 

And global warming,

oh and our current president and his administration

and Halo Top ice cream. (you know something that good has to actually be secretly terrible)

This rambling preamble is all to say, I have done it anyway. I have connected my life to this database in the sky and now it is here for everyone to see. Why? Because apparently this is what the kids are doing these days and I want to be on television. It's the golden age of TV y'all.  THE GOLDEN AGE OF TV. 

So you can follow me and stalk me and know about my life and I will try to do the same for yours but no promises. I'm 95% sure I will be bored of this soon.

for the love of the game,

ellie