a bug flew into my eye

I was crossing the street around Lincoln Center and a bug flew directly into my eye. This was ironic for a few reasons: 1. I had just taken off my sunglasses 2. I was thinking to myself I should make sure I have health insurance 3. A few months ago a bug flew into my ear

Now I'm not sure what it says about me that bugs keep flying into my body and dying there, but I would like to think that maybe its an auspicious omen like a bird pooping on your head. One would think its the harbinger of bad news when in reality its the heralding of something great.

be on the lookout for my new tv show. or broadway casting announcement.

or the obituary for this poor fly whose leg i just pulled from my retina. 

get rich or die tryin,

ellie